House Martin R.I.P. And Other Thoughts
As cringe-making as it is to see so many MPs masquerading as a latter-day Oliver Cromwell (“In the name of God, go,” they squeal), the upside has been the demise of Michael Martin, quite possibly the worst Speaker the House of Commons has had to endure. At once cravenly supine to the government of the day, useless at his job and protecting Parliament from a deranged police force, as well as possessing a venality, shamelessness and stupidity almost beyond measure, Martin enjoyed all the attributes necessary for a Labour MP. It may be a measure of my bourgeois reaction – paradoxically so, given that as appalled as I am by the goings-on in Parliament I am not the least bit surprised – but a Speaker should be devoid of these traits.
Thankfully, Martin has now been deposed. There can be no doubt, however, that the Commons has to some extent sought to scapegoat the Speaker for its own greed and corruption, thereby hoping to give the image of a slate wiped clean. After all, as much as MPs thunder that everything they have done is (yawn) “within the rules”, it is clear that this is feeble bluster, and the Speaker did not harry them into claiming for mortgages that did not even exist. Indeed, the “rule” that so many MPs are cowering behind is actually the reverse of that claimed: parliamentary expenses must be “wholly, exclusively and necessarily” legitimate to their duties as an MP.
We all have our favourite parliamentary expense scam, but my own to date has been that of Tory MP John Maples, who “submitted claims for the maximum allowed for his second home in Oxfordshire while registering the Royal Automobile Club in London’s Pall Mall as his principal residence”. For those who don’t know, Maples is married to the BBC “investigative” journalist Jane Corbin, whose “investigative” abilities run to regurgitating as fact whatever disinformation and black propaganda her government “sources” provide her with. Although there would be a “conflict of interest”, I would dearly like to see Panorama give Corbin the gig on “investigating” the expenses scam!
Meanwhile, the disgrace of Parliament is made all the more dreadful, even frightening, by the rise of the neo-Nazi BNP. More terrifying is the number of people who are either so disillusioned by the political process or genuinely don’t believe the BNP to be racist, let alone neo-Nazi, that the BNP may no longer be the home of the “protest vote”. If it were not so serious, the BNP’s campaigning leaflets would be funny: pictures of Spitfires and Churchillian rhetoric from a Party whose heroes are Hitler and the Nazi Party, not those who spilled their guts to stop fascism. If BNP Fuhrer Nick Griffin does not personally run against the awful Shahid Malik at the upcoming general election, I will be surprised.
Although it is unintentionally one of the most hilarious comments in the stock quotes of political commentary, Labour supporters are wont to proclaim that this is not what is expected after twelve years “of a Labour government” - or funnier still “A LABOUR GOVERNMENT. A LABOUR GOVERNMENT!!!” Usually I would disagree, but turning a blind eye to the corruption of the Commons, the rise of the BNP, the destruction of the economy and the debt incurred for generations, amongst many other notable achievements, is not one even I would have predicted for a Party as thoroughly rotten as New Labour.
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